Ok so I need to get this out because somebody out in the
interweb of haterland let their cheese slide off their cracker. I came across a
post that I initially just gazed and scrolled and immediately had to take a
double take and scroll back.
Reasons why small
boobs are better than big boobs
Insult me all you want but when you start talkin about the
girls, the Rottweilers with no names, the tata’s, the balls that are bigger
than guy’s balls then you’ve just insulted my soul. I was ready to tear this
stupid post apart! But honestly their arguments had no meat to it. (pun
intended)
Their supposed reasons to shame the chests that hold the
power to the universe included remarks like:
· You can
wear different bras – obviously notating the lack of variety that tends to
be in larger sizes (who would have thought about that). My solution is stop
trying to find bras at Wal-Mart. Victoria Secret doesn’t carry my bra size but
I invest my hard working money into wonderful, quality, beautiful, patterned,
solid, nude, lacy and racy bras from Lane Bryant and am really wanting to try the bras at Torrid.
· Popping
out- busty girls like myself always get this. Because some of us are more
endowed than others, we automatically become unclassy, unprofessional and/or
cheap when it comes to rocking a low cut anything. And then there are times
where it’s not low cut and they can still runneth over, but most times that’s
not the plan. All I can say is that if I
want you to see them, then you’ll see them. That doesn’t make me ‘whorrable’,
it’s confidence.
· Perky
– noting that gravity is terrible and causes a lot of changes to take place
throughout life. But here’s the kicker about this guys. Over time, we become
older and all of us tends to sag in places we don’t want them too. (and if you
didn’t read this with sarcasm, take a second and reread it please) It’s about
health. If you take care of your ta ta’s when you’re younger along with the
rest of yourself, then you’ll be just fine. My grandmothers are in their
seventies and saggy girls are not an option.
·
Man
attention – the particular caption was in reference to the distracting
nature of the glorious beasts and the effects they can have on the opposite
sex. But trying to say that I can never get a guy to make eye contact with me
because he’s looking at my chest is like saying that a movie is better than the
book it was based off of. Sometimes they stare yes, and sometimes they don’t.
But last I checked, for those who stared, it was because you have breasts and
carry two X chromosomes. I won’t lie to you and say that bigger boobs won’t get
more attention, but another way to see it is that you gots da power! Over
yourself, over that particular situation, over whether to get offended or to
turn the tables in your favor.
·
Hard Life
– throwing in struggles about back problems, the horrors of sports bras. And
unfortunately yes there are women everywhere who struggle with their chest
area. Some can afford to change that and some just make it with the hand
they’re dealt. Sports bras are necessary for workouts or really anywhere that
the dogs gotta be tied down. I don’t know of any woman with big or small
titties that works out without one. There is a place and time to be wild and
free, and the gym is not one of those times.
I got through the entire post with a giant ? on top of my
head. Big boobs aren’t a death sentence and neither are small boobs. People
with boobs have these problems regardless of size. So I really don’t know if
maybe some sights are just really struggling for something to grab attention or
what, but really internet, be original. If you want to bring the busty chests
down to bring the small boobies up, don’t because they’re equal in the amount
of pros and cons. There are people with bulldogs who’d rather have Chihuahuas
and vise versa. I, myself, have always loved my bust. I weep for the breast
cancer survivors because I can’t imagine my life without my chest and they do
it every single day. I tip my hat and heart to them and to this dumb post, I
can’t even bring myself to post the link, because obviously whoever is writing
for you has some self-confidence issues. Put on some Demi with her Confident
song and get over it and love what your mama gave ya.
